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*pokes gut*
Mar. 2nd, 2008 04:38 pm"That's it, couch potatoes, it's time to whip you all into some sort of shape. And what better way is there to slim down than with the Kelly Osbourne Fitness DVD?
That's right, you get to work those glutes with Kelly and a bunch of drag queens. Kelly will teach you the proper way to snort coke off the seat of a toilet bowl so you don't accidentally scrape urine drips in with the coke, the best methods of shimmying your way into a pair of too-tight fishnets, and the best drink cocktails to drink to ward off those pesky munchies and keep you slim and trim.
All yours for the low, low price of $19.95! Call now! Operators are standing by!"
That's right, you get to work those glutes with Kelly and a bunch of drag queens. Kelly will teach you the proper way to snort coke off the seat of a toilet bowl so you don't accidentally scrape urine drips in with the coke, the best methods of shimmying your way into a pair of too-tight fishnets, and the best drink cocktails to drink to ward off those pesky munchies and keep you slim and trim.
All yours for the low, low price of $19.95! Call now! Operators are standing by!"
