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I had a bunch of ants walking around in my kitchen the past few days, so I went to K-mart and bought baited ant traps. When I went back to my kitchen to put the ant traps out, there wasn't an ant to be seen anywhere.

I think it's a conspiracy. Bah.

A public service announcement.

I just drove home after getting a bite to eat. I noticed an unusually large number of police out tonight targeting drunk drivers. Any of you that might be partying tonight might want to think twice before driving home.

Here's a video to keep you busy while you're not driving:

"SMALL PEOPLE WITH HATS" (Watch on Vimeo)