Them yellow jackets keep the tired man from slacking.

-Wasabi sauce with ginger is really tasty on a veggie burger.

-Work has been hell all week. I feel like I got run over by a truck, and I still have to go in tomorrow.

-My friends Monir and Bill are trying to set me up with their friend Randy. I'm notoriously shy around people I don't really know, and so is he, and Monir was practically pushing me into Randy's car last weekend. I guess since they are trying so hard to get us together, I should at least make the effort to get to know him.