A little song for the holidays...

...now with more holidays than ever before!

*ahem*

We wish you a merry Christmachanukwanzayuleidistice,
We wish you a merry Christmachanukwanzayuleidistice,
We wish you a merry Christmachanukwanzayuleidistice,
And a happy new year, unless you're Chinese or Jewish in which case your new year doesn't start on the first of January.

Six shopping days left!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_on_re_us/premarital_sex

95% of Americans have had premarital sex, apparently. I just have one question: How is it even possible for anyone to be surprised by this?

Erm, whatever.

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Bring me flesh, and bring me Richaarde,
Bring me pine logs hither.

Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Get your own song :

Works for me.

-I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Paul McCartney should be flayed alive and dragged through a salt mine for writing his Christmas song, that one that goes "Siim-ply haaa-ving a won-derful Christmas time..." I don't care that he was a Beatle, that is the single most annoying song ever written. Why do people even play it? Does anyone out there actually like that song?