This is an aging rock star... This is an aging rock star on drugs... *sizzle* Any questions?

[richaarde]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=406075&in_page_id=1773

According to Keith Richards, drugs just don't buzz him like they used to. (Odd, because from what I've heard illegal drugs are more potent than they ever were)

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They just don't appreciate that you get tired...

[duckalmighty.livejournal.com]

From what I've heard, illegal drugs will never be as potent as the cremated remains of Keith Richards. (hat tip: Denis Leary)

Re: They just don't appreciate that you get tired...

[richaarde.livejournal.com]

If you mix two parts of Keith Richards' blood with one part Ozzy Osbourne's urine, you can use the mixture to patch the hulls of boats.