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-Cicadas: I would greatly appreciate if the next one of you wishing to commit suicide could please not aim for my field of view when you meet your untimely end on the windshield of my car. Seriously, that was one hell of a spatter. And those things don't wash off easily.

-The Asbury Park Gay Pride festival was great, except for the lack of places to get out of the sun. I had fun, but my forehead and neck are nice and crispy now. Next year they really need to move it someplace where there are trees