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‎"All the other medicines now are doing that inner-child thing, 'We know there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor...' Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor. You know why? 'Cause it doesn't matter what it tastes like, it's so strong it makes you go 'Gasp! Hey, this stuff tastes like...' Bang! You're in the coma already."

Four hours and two coffees after waking up, and I'm still reeling...