Hear me rant:

-In case any of you are veterinarians, or happen to know one: If someone brings in a dog that has a small bump on its skin, instead of telling the owners that the dog may have cancer, and worrying the crap out of them, consider the fact that the bump might just be a big zit. Dogs get them too.

-Reading Premium Beer is better than Budweiser, but only barely. Why on earth would a little local brewery waste their time making crap beer that's almost exactly like all the big-name crap beer? I don't get it.

That is all.