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A conversation between my bother and me, at a restaurant where we were celebrating Grandma's 90th birthday:

My brother: "Here, try one of these." (hands me a packet of chocolate covered somethings)

Me: (examining package) "What are they?"

"Chocolate covered mealyworms. Try one."

"Umm, no thanks."

"Come one, Dad ate a chocolate covered cricket."

"Ummm..."

"Come on, try one!"

"Oh, okay." *crunch crunch crunch*

"You like it?"

(rolling around what I think was the mealyworm's head between my tongue and my palate) "Crunchy, and kind of gross, actually."

"You want the other one?"

"No thanks, I'll pass.

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You know you were all waiting for this: The Gospel version of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.

Watch the whole thing. The Gospel part starts at around 1:20.