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Apr. 14th, 2007 12:10 pmGood: I have decided that I am not going to be renewing my lease with my apartment. I've scraped together enough scruples that I should be able to afford a modest place of my own. I've been combing the market for a condo.
Bad: I got a speeding ticket on I-80. 80 mph in a 55. Oops.
Ugly: Woman accused of assault by breast milk.
Bad: I got a speeding ticket on I-80. 80 mph in a 55. Oops.
Ugly: Woman accused of assault by breast milk.