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Happy Festivus, everyone!

Just no Feats of Strength at the end. I'm lazy delicate.

I'm Tesla.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

( You are Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil! )

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Where Time Magazine fails, Rum and Monkey succeeds. Regardless of what anyone thinks of Rum and Monkey's choice for Man of the Year or their opinion of him, at least they picked someone.

Yoinked from somewhere but I can't remember where

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all......and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

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http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/beer_traveller/89696

At least New Jersey doesn't have ridiculous restrictions on what kinds of alcoholic beverages can be sold. I won't be visiting Utah anytime soon, with their 3.2% alcohol limit on beer.