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In my quest to bring to you items of wonder that are so bad that they're good, I've searched high. I've searched low. And I've searched everywhere in between.

Today's lucky item: Walden Farms brand Sugar-Free, Calorie-Free Marshmallow Dip.



Containing nothing that could be accused of weight gain, this truly is a dieter's delight. The dip consists of: triple filtered purified water, natural and artificial flavors, cellulose gel, lactic acid, sucralose (Splenda brand), titanium dioxide, salt, xanthan gum, and potassium sorbate (to preserve frehness, they say). The texture: like hair gel, but white. The taste: kind of chalky, an odd sour taste, with a hint of what may or may not be described as marshmallow-like.

This taste treat is sure to tempt. Just be sure not to eat near fire or open flame, okay?

Too good to pass up

"Gay rights groups are calling for Santorum's resignation because he compared homosexuality to bigamy, polygamy, adultery and incest. It's not just the gay groups who are insulted. The Mormons are insulted because he included polygamy, Congress was insulted because he included adultery, and Arkansas was insulted because he included incest." —Jay Leno

I have no idea about the veracity of this statement, I just thought it was funny.