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Jul. 22nd, 2006 01:24 pmYou're going out on a date. You need the perfect shirt to go with your designer jeans.
You'er looking for something that's a little more sophisticated, that puts you a step above the minions of guidos in their Armai Exchange or Hollister T-shirts and blow-out hair. You don't want to look like a 90's grunge or metalhead throwback with a band t-shirt and black jeans. You definitely don't want to look like some goth freak with whiteout skin and black everything else, that's not for you. You're above all that.
At the same time, you want to be interesting. You don't let your mom dress you. You don't want your date to think that you're Mr. or Ms. Vanilla-Pants. You are exciting, you live to the max, and you want to look the part.
You're tearing through your closet, not sure what to wear. Beads of sweat form on your forehead as you're going through shirt after shirt after shirt. And then, you stop, relieved, realizing that the perfect shirt has been hanging in your closet all along:
The Goatse Polo!
You'er looking for something that's a little more sophisticated, that puts you a step above the minions of guidos in their Armai Exchange or Hollister T-shirts and blow-out hair. You don't want to look like a 90's grunge or metalhead throwback with a band t-shirt and black jeans. You definitely don't want to look like some goth freak with whiteout skin and black everything else, that's not for you. You're above all that.
At the same time, you want to be interesting. You don't let your mom dress you. You don't want your date to think that you're Mr. or Ms. Vanilla-Pants. You are exciting, you live to the max, and you want to look the part.
You're tearing through your closet, not sure what to wear. Beads of sweat form on your forehead as you're going through shirt after shirt after shirt. And then, you stop, relieved, realizing that the perfect shirt has been hanging in your closet all along:
The Goatse Polo!
