So bad that it's good

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060711/ap_on_fe_st/worst_writing

Funny: There's a contest for the worst writing every year.
Even funnier: The last name of the guy who won this year is only one letter off from "Gigli."

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Syd Barrett, Pink Floyd's original schitzophrenic frontman, dead at 60.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_BARRETT?SITE=MIDTF&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

And I grew up north of the Mason-Dixon Line...

Your Linguistic Profile:

40% General American English

30% Dixie

25% Yankee

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Hmmm. I guess New Jersey is in that transitional area between the north and the south, language-wise. All-around and nondescript.