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-I was pulled over for speeding on Route 287 way up north near Mahwah a few days ago. Bah. But the nice officer let me off with a ticket for something hanging from my rear-view mirror. So I'll live.

-Weird-looking red sweet potatoes that look like a big scrotum are actually really tasty.

-Fourth of July safety tip: Don't put firecrackers in your pants.
http://tboblogs.com/index.php/newswire/comments/teen_seriously_injured_by_firecracker_in_pants/

That's all for now, folks. Have fun, stay safe, don't drink and drive.