Hear me whine about humanity, won'tcha all?

Dumb question, but why do credit card companies keep sending me fake credit cards with their solicitations? Perhaps I can hold it in my hand, and feel the awesome pride that comes with having a real credit card of my own? Maybe I can put it in my wallet, just to see if it fits in with all the other crap I have in there? Perhaps so we can pass them on to our kids, so they can play store, and spend spend spend and practice running up their debt?