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Apr. 12th, 2004 06:42 pmI'm done with the one project I'm working on at work, so I'm not doing two at once...
But that means I'm working on the other one full-time, which means watching a bunch of laborers dig trenches and laying fiber-optic conduits, and then filling in the trenches. This was amusing for one day, but now after 3 or 4 days, it's getting really boring. Not to mention I'm getting an awful sunburn from standing around outside all day.
I think it's brilliant, how we have our brains on the top of our bodies, where they can most easily be fried by the sun. If I could redesign my body, maybe I would put each half of my brain in a butt cheek. That would give me the tremendous advantage of not being fried to kingdom come when I'm out in the sun, and giving me a terrific bubble butt. (Is that an advantage? I guess that depends on what bar I'm in.)
Anyway, I got this hat, I hope I don't look too ridiculous in it while I'm trying to protect my noggin at work.
But that means I'm working on the other one full-time, which means watching a bunch of laborers dig trenches and laying fiber-optic conduits, and then filling in the trenches. This was amusing for one day, but now after 3 or 4 days, it's getting really boring. Not to mention I'm getting an awful sunburn from standing around outside all day.
I think it's brilliant, how we have our brains on the top of our bodies, where they can most easily be fried by the sun. If I could redesign my body, maybe I would put each half of my brain in a butt cheek. That would give me the tremendous advantage of not being fried to kingdom come when I'm out in the sun, and giving me a terrific bubble butt. (Is that an advantage? I guess that depends on what bar I'm in.)
Anyway, I got this hat, I hope I don't look too ridiculous in it while I'm trying to protect my noggin at work.
