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Mar. 21st, 2004 03:21 amGood morning everybody. Or good evening.
My brother just bought a big ol' Chevy Astro van. He wants to do the inside of it up, with a bed for sleeping (or more likely, for fucking). Maybe do something particularly garish like getting his name embroidered onto the seat cushions.
My uncle used to have a van like this way back when. It was this big ugly blue Dodge Tradesman van. The front seats were big ol' captain seats which were kind of loose and would rock around while you were riding (a ride within a ride, grab your barf bags). The next row of seats was beige and brown and did not match the rest of the van. In the back he had these two bunks which could be folded up to the sides. A filthy blue shag carpet covered the entire floor. The walls were made of white wood paneling. The engine didn't run right and belched blue exhaust smoke (if any of you were wondering where smog came from). And, greatest of all, it had an AM/FM Stereo 8-Track player. It was so bad that it was awesome.
My brother just bought a big ol' Chevy Astro van. He wants to do the inside of it up, with a bed for sleeping (or more likely, for fucking). Maybe do something particularly garish like getting his name embroidered onto the seat cushions.
My uncle used to have a van like this way back when. It was this big ugly blue Dodge Tradesman van. The front seats were big ol' captain seats which were kind of loose and would rock around while you were riding (a ride within a ride, grab your barf bags). The next row of seats was beige and brown and did not match the rest of the van. In the back he had these two bunks which could be folded up to the sides. A filthy blue shag carpet covered the entire floor. The walls were made of white wood paneling. The engine didn't run right and belched blue exhaust smoke (if any of you were wondering where smog came from). And, greatest of all, it had an AM/FM Stereo 8-Track player. It was so bad that it was awesome.